Can you pass me my botter wattle?
Drea (followed by 6 minutes of cackling)
I’ve lost track of whose farts I’m smelling.
Allison

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iguanamouth:

she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up

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Interview

  • Allison: Oooh! You look professional.
  • Drea: Thanks! I'm not wearing pants!

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cosmicspacezombie:

malepartus:

birthdaycakesforanimals:

‘Krakatoa, a 75-pound, 7.5-foot long Komodo Dragon, celebrates his eighth birthday with fellow eight-year-olds from R.B. Hunt Elementary School at his enclosure at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm and Zoological Park in St. Augustine, Fla. The children sang Happy Birthday to the large lizard as he was presented with a meat cake topped with mice.’

with other eight year olds

I’ve reblogged this picture before, and it never hit me up until this…
But someone walked into work that morning, clocked in, and was told it was their job to go put the birthday hat on the Komodo Dragon.

cosmicspacezombie:

malepartus:

birthdaycakesforanimals:

‘Krakatoa, a 75-pound, 7.5-foot long Komodo Dragon, celebrates his eighth birthday with fellow eight-year-olds from R.B. Hunt Elementary School at his enclosure at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm and Zoological Park in St. Augustine, Fla. The children sang Happy Birthday to the large lizard as he was presented with a meat cake topped with mice.’

with other eight year olds

I’ve reblogged this picture before, and it never hit me up until this…

But someone walked into work that morning, clocked in, and was told it was their job to go put the birthday hat on the Komodo Dragon.

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(Reblogged from zakk-attakk)